slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | tumblr | facebook]

(via thefrogman)

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

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jadeita:

i like the internet bc people actually think im cute 

(via moistbro)

sailingonsuccess:

this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

(via moistbro)

opnstyles:

O$Δ

(Source: freddy-, via harryashe)

“Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


Read it over.

Again.

Let those words resonate in your mind.”

Nayyirah Waheed  (via nofatnowhip)

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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