guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
We had an intense game of fetch today.
He was huffing and puffing and I had to take a photo!
Pshh, as if. We all know it’s from American Dragon.
You guys are tripping. This is Dragon Ball Z
…I’m going to murder the three of you…
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.
sometimes i forget how catholic this country is
An ornate 6 shot wheel-lock revolving musket decorated with gold, silver, ivory, and bone. Originates from Russia, 16th century, possibly restored or added onto in the 18th or 19th century.
TINY BABY THINGS
omg the chameleon
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.